VEGETARIANS are being urged to eat each other after it emerged their own gas was now the major cause of global climate change.
THE long spell of wet weather has prompted Prime Minister Gordon Brown to order a full-scale review of the nation's lawns.
SINGER-songwriter James Blunt is to be sacrificed in a symbolic gesture of climate change solidarity at the end of this weekend's Live Earth spectacular.
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