MALE prisoners are to return to the predatory sexual hell of communal showers, in a bid to help the government reduce CO2.
ALL new homes will be made from boiled sweets and smell of piss and chopped pork, to ensure they are suitable for the elderly, the government said last night.
BRITISH insurance companies could scupper the government's house building plans after refusing to cover homes made from beaten egg whites.
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