Health News
Poor people's car windows open too, doctors told
16-11-11
JAGUARS are not the only cars with fully opening windows, doctors have been told.
Scotland 'needs another Waitrose'
03-11-11
SCOTLAND could prevent up to 40,000 deaths a year if it had another Waitrose, experts have claimed.
Malingerers prescribed a course of hippies
02-11-11
DOCTORS are hoping to reduce the number of patients with back complaints by forcing them to listen to hippies.
Unease as Jamie Oliver becomes most sensible person in country
25-10-11
BRITAIN was today coming to terms with the possibility that Jamie Oliver is the only person currently making any sense.
NHS to focus on young, healthy people
13-10-11
THE National Health Service is to save up to £30 a year by specialising in
asking 25 year-old gym teachers if they're feeling okay.
Most people still think organs might be handy after death
12-10-11
THE majority of potential organ donors would prefer to keep hold of their body parts until they are fully decomposed, just in case.
Fury as EU stops three year-old from choking
10-10-11
THE European Union has been accused of nanny state meddling after giving the Heimlich manoeuvre to a three year-old.
Cameron to cut deficit with dodgy ham
15-09-11
DAVID Cameron is to cut the deficit by removing at least 30% of Britain with catastrophically out-of-date pork products.
Scientists discover the risible excuse gene
08-09-11
RESEARCHERS have isolated the strand of DNA responsible for people denying responsibility for anything.
