Health News
Teenagers Urged To Sponge Groins After Sex
TEENAGERS are being urged to sponge themselves thoroughly following a sharp increase in young person's sex diseases.
Government Addicted To Painkillers, Say Docs
THE British government is in the grip of a chronic addiction to prescription painkillers, experts claimed last night.
Acupuncture Good For Covering Body In Tiny Holes, Says Study
ACUPUNCTURE is extremely effective at making tiny holes all over the body, the biggest ever study of the ancient Chinese remedy has revealed.
Bearded Lady Gives Birth
CIRCUSES across the world were celebrating last night after a bearded lady give birth to a baby girl.
Winehouse Pays Price For Years Down Pit
AMY Winehouse has blamed her emphysema on years of working as a coal miner in South Wales, her father Mitch revealed last night.
Lesbians Doing It Wrong, Claim Docs
AN increase in health complaints among lesbians suggests they may be doing it wrong, the British Medical Association said last night.
Alcohol Cravings Reduced By Alcohol, Says Alcoholic
CRAVINGS for alcohol are best reduced by alcohol, alcoholics said last night.
Britain Settles For Bad Teeth
BRITAIN has given up on dental appointments and decided to settle for having quite bad teeth, according to a new report.
Shut Up, Say Experts
PEOPLE who experience traumatic events should just shut up, researchers said last night.
