Health News

Doctors turn down money
16-03-11
DOCTORS have rejected an opportunity to make more money, it has emerged.

Bieber-fever a sexually transmitted disease, say experts
09-03-11
'BIEBER fever' is a sexually transmitted bacterial infection, scientists have confirmed.

Relief as kebabs found to contain chimp meat
01-03-11
KEBAB lovers were last night relieved to discover their favourite food is nothing more than illegal chimpanzee meat.
Thousands of public health experts could disappear
21-02-11
THOUSANDS of public health experts could disappear over the next two weeks if they don't shut it, according to a new study.
NHS forcing old people into bare-knuckle boxing
15-02-11
THE National Health Service is now little more than a front for illegal boxing matches between frail pensioners, according to a new report.

NHS to get fat people to hospital using trail of Wotsits
03-02-11
THE NHS is to improve its performance in getting fat people to hospital by deploying long trails of Wotsits.
Sobbing NHS moves back in with mother
18-01-11
HEARTBROKEN sort-of-health service the NHS has admitted that the Tories have been knocking it about again.

Britain begins fitness drive that will rapidly peter out
05-01-11
BRITAIN has launched its annual health kick with a pledge to keep it going until Friday.
Echinacea proves 100% effective against ghosts
23-12-10
HERBAL remedy Echinacea is infallible when used against malevolent
wraiths trapped between this world and the next, according to new
research.


