ELDERLY people in hospital will be referred to by a number under new NHS guidelines.

NEW evidence suggests it is safe for a baby to be born drunk, doctors said last night.

PATIENTS who are given artificial hearts will lose their soul, doctors admitted last night.

NEW doctors are to be trained how to spot death, the department of health announced yesterday.

SCHOOLS across England and Wales have been reminded not to serve tomato ketchup as a main course.

SMOKERS are to be forced to walk around wearing their lungs on their head, under tough new government rules.

WOMEN who want to redesign their front bottom were last night reminded that it's not actually a kitchen.

SLEEPING next to 18 stone of relentlessly guffing middle-aged water buffalo can cause nightmares, research suggests.