BUSY professionals can now get their brains cleaned at their desks under a new mind-valet service launched yesterday by Rentokil.
A LARGE bar of milk chocolate stops lazy people from telling lies about how exhasuted they are, new research suggests.
CHILDBIRTH is to be made longer and more painful amid fresh claims it has been 'dumbed-down' to meet Government targets.
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