EVERY pregnant woman in Britain is to be given a 16 foot-long carrot, the government has announced.
TEENAGE binge drinkers are having a great time getting totally wrecked with their mates and generally having a huge laugh, a new study has found.
EVERY parent in Britain is to be charged with the attempted murder of their own offspring under the latest Government proposals to combat child obesity.
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