CANNABIS is now more evil than the Nazis and smoking the drug is worse for the brain than watching Richard Madeley on television, new research suggests.
SITTING down dramatically increases the risk of arse cancer and should be regulated under strict new laws, doctors decided last night.
HOMEOWNERS in the UK are more interested in the value of their house than in the fate of their own children, according to a new survey.
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