CRUSHING anti-psychotic drugs into some yogurt has replaced television as the world's most popular method of child care, new research shows.
SMOKERS will have to hold a large piece of card over their face so they cannot look at the cigarette they are smoking, ministers said last night.
HOLLYWOOD superstar Michael J. Fox last night complained that he would have been cured of his Parkinson’s disease by now if he really was a mouse.
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