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BRAIN SURGERY EXAMS 'TOO HARD' SAYS GOVERNMENT

Brain surgery exams are to be made much easier because not enough people are applying to become brain surgeons, the Government has announced.

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FAT KIDS TO BE CHASED TO SCHOOL BY DOGS

CARS are to be banned from the school run and children chased to their classes by angry dogs under new Government plans to eliminate childhood obesity by 2010. 

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HUGE RISE IN SKIN CAUSED BY BAD LIFESTYLE CHOICES


THE incidence of skin in Britain has soared dramatically in recent years and our hedonistic modern lifestyles are largely to blame, doctors insisted last night.

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