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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

08-02-12
Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB)
Your interest in appearing on University Challenge quickly wanes when you realise it's not about asking tosspot students to step outside.

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

01-02-12
Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB)
If I were a rich man, yubbydibbydibbydibbydibbydibbydibbydum. All day long I’d biddybiddybum, if I were a wealthy man. Which probably explains why I’m not.

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

25-01-12
Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB)
Look for the bare necessities, the simple bare necessities, forget about your worries and your strife. And thank you for calling the Benefits Helpline.

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

18-01-12
Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN)
This week, your no-nonsense attitude to work gets you sacked from the homeopathic pharmacy.

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

11-01-12
Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN)
You may not know much about art, but you know what you like. It’s just a shame that happens to be rearranging your balls on public transport.

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

04-01-12
Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN)
Time to burn off excess holiday pounds by eating the last of those of prawns you opened on Christmas Eve.

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

21-12-11
Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC)
Remember that the police will be focusing on drink drivers right now, making it the perfect time to start kidnapping dogs again.

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