Psychic Bob
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Psychic Bob
Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN)
Marinate in red wine overnight on Christmas Eve, rub with garlic, pan fry with shallots, ginger and chilli, roast gently for two hours, allow to cool, then throw out and desperately phone every takeaway in town attempting to order a pizza.
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Psychic Bob
Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC)
Your secret Santa this year contains a pair of odor eaters, a ten pack of Boots Staydry pull-up belted incontinence pads, a bumper bottle of Febreze and a large tube of 'personal area' deodorant.
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Psychic Bob
Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC)
Boom shakalakalaka, boom shakalakalaka, boom shakalakalaka boom. And so forth.
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Psychic Bob
Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC)
Take it easy this week because this is an accident-prone time for you when driving, walking, jogging or standing still beneath the rapidly growing shadow of a grand piano.
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Psychic Bob
Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC)
Venus helps you find out where you are emotionally right now, but if you're driving long distances this Christmas, it's hard to beat the Garmin Nuvi 255 with its easy-to-read widescreen and full EU mapping.
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Psychic Bob
Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV)
Great news on the job front when after arguing for eight hours in the pub about Arsenal's best starting XI you're offered the manager's post by their chairman who was listening at the next table.
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Psychic Bob
Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV)
This week you make the final payment on that crippling loan that’s dogged your life for the last five years. Time to celebrate with a holiday, a 50-inch plasma screen TV, and a brand new car.
