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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

09-11-11
Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV)

The great thing about the Kindle is that people on the bus can’t judge you based on what you’re reading and you can concentrate on what happens after the dog runs after the red ball.

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

02-11-11
Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV)
Time to break out the nice wine glasses as you find a bottle of Asti in the park that you're almost certain hasn't been filled with urine.

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

26-10-11
Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV)
It's okay, mine humps people's legs too. So was yours born like that or did the midwife drop it on its head?

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

19-10-11
Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT)
They say that 'comedy is tragedy plus distance' so why did nobody laugh when you prodded that grieving widow with a blackboard ruler?

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

12-10-11
Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT)
This week you will try to enter America's Next Top Model. She will kick you in the nuts.

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

05-10-11
Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT)
You've been telling everyone that Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy is an elegantly-constructed and beautifully-acted piece of film making, because that's what you heard somebody else say when you were walking out of The Smurfs.

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

28-09-11
Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT)
You'll spend most of this week feeling very pleased with yourself, demonstrating just how easily pleased you are.

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