Psychic Bob
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
25-05-11
Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN)Either you're trying to grow a moustache or you've had an armpit implant on your top lip. Either way, you look like a Frenchman.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
18-05-11
Taurus (20 APRIL - 20 MAY)This week try to strike a balance between career, romance and being denied bail.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
11-05-11
Taurus (20 APRIL - 20 MAY)This week will consist mostly of complaining vociferously about press intrusion into personal lives whilst privately wanking yourself soppy over the photos.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
04-05-11
Taurus (20 APRIL - 20 MAY)Kids do say the funniest things, but mostly they say annoying, repetitive shit.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
26-04-11
Taurus (20 APRIL - 20 MAY)
The local council officer asks you take take down the bunting and the trestle tables for the street party after realising it was to celebrate the 74th birthday of Saddam Hussein.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
20-04-11
Taurus (20 APRIL - 20 MAY)You're right, George. You know what was missing when the Queen married Prince Philip? A stoned Frankie Laine doing a cover of Leaning On A Lamppost.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
13-04-11
Aries (21 MAR-19 APR)Bundling the defenceless wives of an already-marginalised minority whose extremist wing have a penchant for blowing things up into the back of a police van? Clever stuff.
