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02-03-09 |
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 WITH PSYCHIC BOB
Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR)
Your ability to remain positive in the face of adversity and always express yourself with enthusiasm has never been more annoying. I may have to kill you.
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17-02-09 |
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WITH PSYCHIC BOB Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR)
Mars, the planet of tangled wiring, meets Pluto the planet of multi-speaker home cinema system installation and badly translated Japanese instruction manuals. You are fucked.
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03-02-09 |
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WITH PSYCHIC BOB Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB)
Mercury moves into the house of repressed memories, so now is a good time to ask your parents why Uncle Frank is never invited to family gatherings
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27-01-09 |
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WITH PSYCHIC BOB Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB)
A stare lingers too long, someone goes out of their way to walk by your desk, a red dot travels up your body to the centre of your forehead and then suddenly everything goes dark.
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19-01-09 |
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WITH PSYCHIC BOB Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB)
The entrance of Saturn into Uranus this week is a great big open goal that's just begging for a cock joke. But you know what? I'm better than that.
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11-01-09 |
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WITH PSYCHIC BOB Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN)
Jupiter has moved into a more benevolent position, restoring circulation to your left leg and increasing that pleasurable sensation in your lower parts.
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05-01-09 |
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WITH PSYCHIC BOB Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN)
You are feeling a surge of excitement about your career, and plenty of hope for the coming year. Ha ha, ha ha ha ha, ha ha.
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