Psychic Bob
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
01-03-11
Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR)This week, convince colleagues that you're actually playing air-accordion rather than wafting away a hefty bout of guffing.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
23-02-11
Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR)Spice up your love life by trying something different this week, like running it under a tap once in a while, for Christ's sake.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
16-02-11
Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB)An interesting eight seconds later this week as the last few moments of your life are spent realising that your entire journalistic career has been spent making an already dreadful world marginally worse with your pinch-mouthed hateful rambling.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
09-02-11
Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB)When renegotiating your phone contract this week, rather than going for one with loads of free texts get the one that's covered in cyanide.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
02-02-11
Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB)If you need a hobby why not dress as an old man, hang around weddings and tell the groom you're him from the future and you've come to warn him about the terrible consequences of going through with the ceremony?
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
26-01-11
Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB)Climbing up on Solsbury Hill, I could see the city lights. Wind was blowing, time stood still, eagle flew out of the night. A great evening of dogging lay ahead.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
19-01-11
Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN)You've not been yourself recently, which explains why people can finally bear to be in the same room as you.
