Psychic Bob
Your Astrological Week Ahead, With Psychic Bob
Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP)
Put the fun back into suicide notes by blaming a completely innocent person for your fractured mental state.
Your Astrological Week Ahead, With Psychic Bob
Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP)
As Jupiter moves into a position between Mercury and Venus, make
sure everyone has given their written permission before you switch on
the camcorder.
Your Astrological Week Ahead, With Psychic Bob
Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP)
I'm afraid you're decision to swap your office chair for a bottle of White Lighting means you can no longer describe yourself as a 'functioning' alcoholic.
Your Astrological Week Ahead, With Psychic Bob
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it. Or put some
clamps on it and had it pierced. Slamming it in a kitchen drawer would
have been interesting too.
Your Astrological Week Ahead, With Psychic Bob
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)
Why not finally ruin the promise of your early directorial career by
releasing what appears to be a big-budget remake of Mortal Kombat with
the word 'Bender' in the title?
Your Astrological Week Ahead, With Psychic Bob
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)
I'm gonna wash that man right out of my hair. 'Pearl necklace' my giddy arse.
Your Astrological Week Ahead, With Psychic Bob
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)
Success in the Dragon's Den as you secure £500,000 worth of investment in your machine that fires snakes at Duncan Bannatyne.
