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Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT)

Interruptions are making it impossible for you to have a meaningful conversation with someone you're dying to impress. Tell them to shut the fuck up and listen.

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Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP)

Someone close needs to communicate with you, but your moods are getting in the way. Tell them that is their fucking problem.

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Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP)

When you dive into the dating scene it might feel like you are surrounded by sharks, but it’s much more likely that you are surrounded by men with no interests outside their own penis.

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Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP)

Your kind and supportive attitude toward a friend in need doesn't go unnoticed, but it does go unrewarded. Make that the last time you waste an evening listening to that ungrateful bitch. 

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Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP)

Cheer up the wet blankets in the room with your sunny demeanour and positive vibes. Let your smile light up the room. And then fuck off and leave us all alone.

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Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)

Colleagues will know you're daydreaming at work again because of the ever-widening pool of drool on your desk and your highly visible erection.