THE American Tea Party movement closed its convention yesterday with a traditional throwing of freshly deposited faeces.
POPE John Paul II must have spent a huge amount of time masturbating in his bedroom, according to a new book.
FRANCE has pledged to ban Spiderman unless he reveals his secret identity, it emerged last night.
HUNDREDS of years of British animosity toward the French were written off last night after Air France said it would make fatty buy two seats.
THE tiny jellyfish who stung Ben Southall last night insisted he was only doing what anyone would have done in the same circumstances.
PRESIDENT Obama last night unveiled plans to send an extra 30,000 troops to Afghanistan after confusing it with a country that is not completely insane.
IRAN will soon find the five British yachtsmen they have captured quite unbearable, experts predicted last night.
A TELEVISED gay kiss has caused outrage across America after thousands of red-blooded men discovered the beginnings of a semi.
THE man who doctors believed was in a coma for 23 years is to start blackmailing the shit out of all the people who thought he couldn't hear them.
POPE John Paul II must have spent a huge amount of time masturbating in his bedroom, according to a new book.
HUNDREDS of years of British animosity toward the French were written off last night after Air France said it would make fatty buy two seats.
IRAN will soon find the five British yachtsmen they have captured quite unbearable, experts predicted last night.
A TELEVISED gay kiss has caused outrage across America after thousands of red-blooded men discovered the beginnings of a semi.