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TEA PARTY ENDS WITH TRADITIONAL THROWING OF THE FAECES
08-02-10

ImageTHE American Tea Party movement closed its convention yesterday with a traditional throwing of freshly deposited faeces.

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NEW BOOK CONFIRMS POPE JOHN PAUL II MUST HAVE WANKED A LOT
27-01-10

ImagePOPE John Paul II must have spent a huge amount of time masturbating in his bedroom, according to a new book.

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FRANCE TO BAN SPIDERMAN
27-01-10

ImageFRANCE has pledged to ban Spiderman unless he reveals his secret identity, it emerged last night.

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FRANCE REDEEMS ITSELF WITH AIRPLANE FATSO PLAN
21-01-10

ImageHUNDREDS of years of British animosity toward the French were written off last night after Air France said it would make fatty buy two seats.

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I'M NO HERO, SAYS TINY JELLYFISH
30-12-09

ImageTHE tiny jellyfish who stung Ben Southall last night insisted he was only doing what anyone would have done in the same circumstances.

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OBAMA CONFUSES AFGHANISTAN WITH COUNTRY THAT'S NOT INSANE
02-12-09

ImagePRESIDENT Obama last night unveiled plans to send an extra 30,000 troops to Afghanistan after confusing it with a country that is not completely insane.

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IRAN SHOULD TIRE OF YACHTSMEN FAIRLY QUICKLY, SAY EXPERTS
01-12-09

ImageIRAN will soon find the five British yachtsmen they have captured quite unbearable, experts predicted last night.

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FURY AS AMERICANS FIND GAY KISS ODDLY AROUSING
26-11-09

ImageA TELEVISED gay kiss has caused outrage across America after thousands of red-blooded men discovered the beginnings of a semi.

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COMA GUY TO BLACKMAIL THE SHIT OUT OF HOSPITAL STAFF
24-11-09

ImageTHE man who doctors believed was in a coma for 23 years is to start blackmailing the shit out of all the people who thought he couldn't hear them.

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