International News
UN deadlocked over Arab-killing rights
07-02-12
THE United Nations Security Council remains deadlocked over which countries are allowed to exterminate Arab civilians.
William to appease Argentina with Nazi uniform
03-02-12
PRINCE William is to ease the growing tension with Argentina by borrowing his brother's SS uniform.
Saudi women banned from self-service check-outs
01-02-12
SAUDI women have been banned from using supermarket self check-outs amid
fears the female voiced systems could lead to homosexuality and the
extinction of virgins.
Obama attacked for not calling Republicans a bunch of dicks
25-01-12
PRESIDENT Obama was condemned last night for not describing his Republican opponents as total dicks.
Italian cruise captain rode moped and pinched arses on sinking ship
19-01-12
THE captain of the Costa Concordia abandoned his post to buzz around the
deck on a Vespa sexually harassing female passengers, it has emerged.
Cameron attacks Argentina's half-arsed colonialism
19-01-12
DAVID Cameron has offered to show Argentina how to swagger around in someone else's country properly.
'Oh no! It's the Daily Telegraph!' says Scotland
17-01-12
SCOTLAND was last night fleeing in terror after a surprise attack from the first battalion of Her Majesty's Daily Telegraph.
Taliban totally fine with whole pissing on corpses thing
12-01-12
AMERICANS can urinate on our dead bodies as much as they feel like, the Taliban said last night.
Independent Scotland could be exactly the same, warn experts
11-01-12
INDEPENDENCE could leave Scotland exactly the same in every way, experts warned last night.
