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TOP 10 THIS MONTH

• FORTY-TWO GRAND - TO DRIVE A F*CKING TRUCK
• APPLE TO FOOL PUBLIC FOR 207th TIME
• OFFENDED PIKEYS STEAL BRUNDLE’S CAR
• RANGERS VIOLENCE BEGAN IN LATE 17TH CENTURY, SAYS UEFA
• NUCLEAR SUBMARINE FOUND ON TRAIN
• DRIVERS URGED TO PANIC
• FIRST APPRENTICE TO SELL AN EMAILER WINS, SAYS SUGAR
• INFLATION TARGETS? I SHIT 'EM
• INFLATION TARGETS ‘WELL FUCKED’ SAYS MERV
• PRICE OF GAS TO RISE, SAY MEN WHO SET THE PRICE OF GAS

TOP 10 EVER

• PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW TO F*CKING PARK ON BRINK OF EXTINCTION
• FRENCH TRADER WAS FORCED TO WORK 30 HOURS A WEEK
• 'LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS F*CKING RAT' SAY ZOOLOGISTS
• BRA RESEARCH MUST GO ON, VOWS SCIENTIST
• SCOTLAND DIES LAUGHING
• GOVERNMENT TO TACKLE BINGE-W*NKING
• CANNABIS NOW WORSE THAN THE NAZIS
• LEAVE BACON OUT OF IT, HEALTH EXPERTS WARNED
• LONDON BOMB 'NOT SCARY ENOUGH', BROWN TELLS MI5
• LIVING IN A BIG GLASS TUBE CAN ADD 40 YEARS TO YOUR LIFE, SAY EXPERTS

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