INDIANA Jones, the eminent archaeologist, has condemned the Chinese as a 'gang of no-good scumbags' claiming they tried to poison him in a Shanghai nightclub.
THE UN secretary general has written to the prime minister of Thailand asking why they don't just eat toasted sandwiches.
A JUBILANT Mitt Romney last night promised 'wives for all' after storming to victory in the Michigan primary contest.
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