THE UN secretary general has written to the prime minister of Thailand asking why they don't just eat toasted sandwiches.
A JUBILANT Mitt Romney last night promised 'wives for all' after storming to victory in the Michigan primary contest.
THE French have abandoned their traditional disinterest in the private lives of politicians, labeling the girlfriend of President Sarkozy a 'total pump'.
Taurus: Saturn has made work and property your top priority since May, but now Mercury has decided it’s time you were fired and your home repossessed.
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