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VATICAN POSSESSED BY PERVERTS, SAYS SCIENTIST
11-03-10

ImageTHE Vatican is possessed by lots of perverts who like to fiddle with little boys, according to a scientist.

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JETPACKS ALREADY BORING
26-02-10

ImageTHE amusement factor of the first commercially available jetpack lasts about five minutes, it emerged last night.

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DARK MATTER COULD DESTROY URI GELLER, SAY SCIENTISTS
15-02-10

ImageTHE mysterious substance which makes up 90 percent of the universe may be able to destroy Uri Geller, scientists have claimed.

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ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN NATURAL LAW, SAYS CELIBATE VOODOO WITCH-DOCTOR
02-02-10

ImageA VOODOO witch-doctor who regards his own genitals as a mortal sin, last night claimed to be the world's foremost expert on the laws of nature.

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BEES DYING OUT NOT REALLY A BIG DEAL
21-01-10

ImageSCIENTISTS are no longer bothered by the prospect of bees dying out, after discovering it is not that big a deal.

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SOFTWARE SECURITY FIRMS DEVELOP FANTASTIC EXCUSE
15-01-10

ImageSOFTWARE security firms have come up with a brilliant excuse for why you spend £400 a month on high-grade Belgian filth.

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MEN WHO CARE ABOUT THE G-SPOT ARE A MYTH, SAY EXPERTS
04-01-10

ImageTHE long-held belief that there may be some men who care whether or not their partners are having a nice time during sexual intercourse is a myth, scientists claimed last night.

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1,000 YEARS OF CLIFF RICHARD, WARN SCIENTISTS
15-12-09

ImageSIR Cliff Richard could survive well into the next ice age, according to new research.

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HUBBLE TELESCOPE DISCOVERS VAST GALAXY MADE OF PORN
14-12-09

ImageTHE Hubble telescope has captured images of an enormous galaxy made up entirely of pornography, astronomers have claimed.

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