Science & Technology News
Transplants from poor people to dogs 'a reality'
26-10-11
HUMAN organs can now be used to keep beloved pets alive, vets have claimed.
Robots useless
18-10-11
THE field of robotics is not delivering on any level, experts have claimed.
IOS5 ends Steve Jobs tributes
14-10-11
APPLE idolaters have decided that they don’t miss Steve Jobs quite as much as they thought after their phones started exploding.
Blackberry to explain why world still turning
12-10-11
THE manufacturers of the Blackberry will today be asked to explain why the Planet Earth still exists.
Psychics censoring our abusive messages, say dead people
11-10-11
THE dead have slammed dishonest psychics for deliberately misinterpreting their vengeful, hate-filled messages.
Can we get Flash now? ask Apple owners
06-10-11
OWNERS of iThings have asked if they can get Adobe Flash Player now.
Large Hadron Collider putting family-run particle colliders out of business
04-10-11
MANY small, local particle colliders have been forced to close since the opening of Hadron, it has been claimed.
Humanity breaks speed of light but is still rubbish with money
23-09-11
THE human race has managed to break the speed of light before learning how not to run out of money, it has been confirmed.
Facebook unveils 'turdline'
23-09-11
A NEW Facebook feature will allow users to the tell the story of their turds.
