Science & Technology News
Pope Says Child Abuse The Same As Using The Wrong Cutlery
SEXUALLY abusing a child is as sinful as eating soup with a dessert spoon, Pope Benedict confirmed last night.
Norfolk Tools Date Back To 1938
HUMANS in East Anglia may have been using tools as early as just before the Second World War, it has emerged.
Millions More Old People Using The Internet Despite Not Liking It
THE number of OAPs discovering the internet, deciding they don't like it and then continuing to use it anyway has increased, according to new research.
Apple Forgot To Hold iPhone Before Putting It In The Shops
APPLE has admitted it forgot to check its new mobile phone worked before shipping millions of them to stores around the globe.
Light Sabres Potentially Deadly But Also Incredibly Cool, Say Experts
POWERFUL light sabres sold online could be lethal but are nevertheless amazing, according to experts.
I'd Play God, Says Everyone
AS scientists created artificial life for the first time, people across
Britain said if it was them they would be playing God like it was going
out of fashion.
Pretend Blackberry Obsession Rockets
MANY Blackberry owners are pretending to fixate on the gadget as an excuse for ignoring their tiresome, bleating partners, it was claimed last night.
Are Volcanoes Caused By Skanks?
AS air travel resumes across Europe attention has shifted to the cause of volcanic ash, with many people fingering skanks.
Apple To Fix Malfunctioning iPad Customers
MALFUNCTIONING iPad customers are to be 'fixed', Apple confirmed last night.
