GORDON Brown has taken personal charge of the escalating Nintendo Wii crisis which could force millions of British children to play outdoors with real friends this Christmas.
SCIENTISTS do not have the faintest idea about anything anymore and are not even 100% sure of that, they admitted last night.
CHINA has asserted its growing technological dominance by setting a new record for the speed of light.
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