THE Pope has commissioned a $1bn super-telescope as the Vatican steps up its hunt for Jesus.
CHILDREN should just shut it and do as they are told for once in their fucking lives, according to the results of a major academic study.
WASTE from nuclear power is very tasty, spreads easily and makes a lovely jam for your toast in the morning, the Government said last night.
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