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ROBBIE ORDERS BRITAIN: STRIP DOWN TO YOUR UNDIES

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For Christ's sake just do what he says

BRITIAN will arrive at work this morning dressed in nothing but its underpants, following the latest decree from Robbie Williams.

His Magnificence issued the command yesterday morning after he became momentarily bored while taking a bath.

His official spokesman said the underpants rule is in place until further notice, although shoes and umbrellas will be allowed in the event of bad weather.

He added: "Robbie would really like to see some thongs, some novelty pants and some great big nappies, so let's not disappoint him."

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GOVERNMENT TO RECLASSIFY VERY STRONG TEA

STRONG tea is to be reclassified as a category B drug, home secretary Jacqui Smith announced last night.

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JOHNSON BANS SCOTSMEN FROM THE TUBE

BORIS Johnson is to ban Scotsmen from the London Underground in a bid to make the Tube more bearable for everyone else.

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