Society
NHS to use frantic hand gestures
07-02-12
NHS staff are to start miming what they want to do to foreign patients in a bid to save money.
Dickens no longer relevant to thieving street orphans
06-02-12
THE works of Charles Dickens have nothing to offer London's 21st Century thieving underclass, say experts.
Rioters 'not introduced to violence early enough'
31-01-12
A SENIOR Labour MP has blamed last year's riots on parents failing to introduce their children to violence as quickly as possible.
Controversial thinker behind 'insania' theory to address Oxford Union
31-01-12
THE radical philosopher who believes the world is in the grip of combined insanity and mania is to speak at Oxford University.
Controversial thinker behind 'insania' theory to address Oxford Union
31-01-12
THE radical philosopher who believes the world is in the grip of combined insanity and mania is to speak at Oxford University.
People may be forced to re-thieve stuff
31-01-12
MEGAUPLOAD users may have to spend several days stealing Family Guy episodes all over again.
Ed Miliband owes Britain £900m
31-01-12
ED Miliband cost Britain the best part of a billion pounds yesterday.
Number of people going to university almost back to where it should be
30-01-12
THE number of young people going to university could soon be the same as
the number of young people who should be going to university, it has
been confirmed. 
