Society
Private investigation 'could be permanently tarnished'
12-07-11
PRIVATE investigators fear that the respectability of their profession may never fully recover following the News International scandal, it has emerged.
Once-apathetic nation now mildly annoyed
12-07-11
AS the rancid truth about Britain's puppet-masters continues to unravel, a country once sedated by telly and shiny things has become almost vaguely interested.
Guardian readers finally get excuse to buy a tabloid
11-07-11
THE final edition of News of the World has given liberal middle earners a long-awaited opportunity to immerse themselves in red-top squalor, it has emerged.
More people are going to read the Mail on Sunday
08-07-11
THE readership of the Mail on Sunday will increase, it is as simple as that, experts warned last night.
Who does Rupert Murdoch think you are?
07-07-11
QUESTIONS were being raised last night over exactly what kind of person Rupert Murdoch thinks you are.
Duchess of Cambridge reveals plan to spawn antichrist
05-07-11
SATAN worshipping royal bride the Duchess of Cambridge has spoken of her
hopes for a progeny that will rule over a dark realm of endless evil.Murdoch forces normal people to agree with the Guardian
05-07-11
THE full extent of the online hacking scandal was exposed last night as
millions of perfectly normal people found themselves on the same side of
an argument as the Guardian.
Parents 'have right to know if News of the World pervert lives next door'
05-07-11
EVERY family in Britain lives no more than 50 miles from a predatory, News of the World phone beast, it has emerged.
Opera is really poofy, say five year-olds
04-07-11
BRITAIN'S five year-olds have dismissed opera as a big gay thing full of benders.
