Society
Councils organising interpretive dance workshops for rats
10-06-11
LOCAL councils are hoping to tackle rat problems with a series of
workshops inviting them to explore their ratness through physical
movement.
Closing bad universities could exclude people who did nothing at school
08-06-11
PATHETIC universities may be allowed to close, threatening the academic careers of people who should never have been there anyway.
System working like a charm as OAPs toss food-heat coin
08-06-11
BRITAIN'S political and economic systems were working like clockwork last night as old people in the world's fifth richest country cheerfully tossed their food-heat coins.
'Slutwalk' inadvertently doubles as male deodorant advert
08-06-11
A MARCH by provocatively-dressed women has been used as a backdrop by an opportunistic deodorant film crew, it has emerged.
Lads' mags lack the integrity of 'Knave', says Cameron
06-06-11
MODERN magazines like Nuts lack the unpretentious honesty of Razzle and Knave, according to the prime minister.
Books making children gay
02-06-11
READING is turning young people into homosexuals, it emerged last night.
People reading drug report double check they are not on drugs
02-06-11
A NEW high-level report on drug policy makes so much sense that people
reading it have had to double check they are not off their tits.
Care home vows to interview job applicants from now on
01-06-11
A CARE home company has promised it will interview prospective employees
in future rather than just letting any bastard work there.
Television's secret agenda is to make you watch more television
31-05-11
THE people who make television programmes have admitted that they are subtly trying to make you continue watching it.
