the dailymash

Vatican blames abuse on 60s culture of free paedophilic love

CHILD-abusing priests got carried away by the freewheeling 'paedo power' culture of the 1960s, according to the Vatican.

Fresh squeeze on showing-off money

SOARING living costs are forcing middle-class families to cut back on the things they think make them look cool, according to new data.

Hunky, shirtless handymen still being judged by their looks

RUGGED, pop-drinking manual workers with no tops believe sexism is rife in the workplace, a study has found.

E-readers 'a threat to impressive-looking bookshelves'

ELECTRONIC reading devices are not as good as real books for making you look clever, it was claimed last night.

Fresh blow for human nature as experts say it includes religion

THE reputation of human nature plumbed new depths last night as experts claimed it includes believing in god.

Cyclists to create bike-themed superstate

PUSH bike devotees are scheming to subjugate the Western world to their deity Shimano, it emerged last night.

Unions silenced by chimpanzee tube driver

TRANSPORT unions have been forced into a tactical rethink after it emerged a four year-old male chimpanzee is working on the Bakerloo line.

Crackdown on drivers who don't vote

THE government is to overhaul road traffic enforcement to crack down on the sort of people who have no interest in elections.

Mosley buttocks lose right to early warning

MAX Mosley will have no idea when his bare bottom is about to be pummelled by a large, angry woman, pretending to be German.