Society
Key to happiness is 'being left alone by happiness campaigners'
13-04-11
THE secret to lasting happiness is being left alone by people who think your mood is any of their business, it has emerged.
Angry, confused old women to decide everything
13-04-11
EVERYTHING in Britain is to be run past a panel of scrunch-faced harridans.
Spiral Tribe plans week-long royal wedding techno street party
12-04-11
NOTORIOUS rave organisers Spiral Tribe are to stage an extended, royal wedding street party until everyone collapses.
Oxford 'has enough black students for Earth, Wind and Fire tribute band'
12-04-11
OXFORD University has dismissed accusations of discrimination insisting it has enough black students for a full-scale tribute to Earth, Wind and Fire.
Interns to be paid for the work they create
08-04-11
THE slack-jawed offspring of company executives should be paid for the
extra tasks they generate during work experience, it has been claimed.
Oh, go on then, say universities
06-04-11
UNIVERSITIES have decided that they would like to make more money rather than less.
Hoax flash mob used to cull dicks
06-04-11
THE promise of a 'flash mob' has lured thousands of annoying people to their timely deaths, it emerged last night.
'Atheist bible' an impossible fairy story, say Christians
05-04-11
THE idea that people could do good things without religion is a child's fairy story, Christians have claimed.
Most don't want to work past the age of zero
04-04-11
MOST people in Britain would prefer not to work a day in their lives, according to new research.
