JUST over one third of the UK population is still claiming that same sex relationships are wrong while secretly dreaming of hot gay action, according to new research.
THE inventor of the world wide web has unveiled a new website which could eventually reveal the precise reason why Britain is no longer a suitable habitat for human beings.
TAXI drivers in Southampton have installed signs reassuring passengers they speak nasty, ill-informed horseshit.
GROWING numbers of men are finding male chest cleavage sexually appealing, according to new research.
PEOPLE who are opposed to assisted suicide are still absolutely convinced that it is any of their business, according to a new survey.
PARENTS in the North say they are 'deeply shamed' after new figures revealed their children are lightweights, unable to handle a proper session.
A BAN on poor-quality horror films from the 1980s will stop all the bad things from happening, Tory leader David Cameron has claimed.
A MONTH after Christmas, thousands of shoppers are still unable to remove the taste of Morrisons from their mouths, according to a new survey.
A SPECIAL working class-themed private school has been established for the children of Labour MPs worried about social inequality.