Society
Race named as today's thing to talk shit about
05-01-12
RACE has been named as today's topic about which Britain will talk angry, ill-informed shit.
Britain really fancies a pint
04-01-12
MOST of Britain could cheerfully go on a three-day session after just one day back at work, it has emerged.
Mail becomes cause of and solution to racism
04-01-12
THE Daily Mail has today launched a five year plan to prevent exactly as much racism as it creates.
Female MPs overlooked for promotion when they pose for GQ
03-01-12
WOMEN MPs who get all dolled-up and pose for men's magazines are not taken seriously, experts have claimed.
The net closes in on Prince Philip
03-01-12
PRINCE Philip has begun a damage limitation exercise after human remains were discovered at Sandringham.
Scientists capture person who buys fantasy-themed ornaments
30-12-11
THE mysterious individual who single-handedly sustained the market for pewter dragon statuettes is being held at a secure laboratory.
Conga crash claims 37
28-12-11
POLICE are appealing for witnesses after a conga line collision resulted in the deaths of 37 people during a retirement party.
Most betting shop regulars now multi-millionaires
27-12-11
THE majority of people who frequent betting shops are worth in excess of seven figures, according to new data.
'Get out of my house, you monster' Britain tells mother
24-12-11
BRITAIN told its mother to get the hell out of its house today after 24 hours of Machiavellian psycho-terror.
