Society

Big fat Scottish guy to sort out troubled families

15-12-11
TROUBLED families will be helped by a great big Scottish bloke who is taking none of their shit.

High streets still the best place for a drunken fight

15-12-11
THE government has laid out its vision of a modern high street based around Britain's love of fighting.

Cottage of 17th century witch-columnist Elizabeth Jones discovered

09-12-11

STUNNED archaeologists believe they have found the ancient former home of the notorious writer and sorceress Elizabeth Jones.

Rooney facing six months in quarantine

08-12-11
WAYNE Rooney may not return from his UEFA hearing today amid fears he will be kept in quarantine for six months.

For Christ's sake just teach them, parents tell schools

08-12-11

PARENTS last night asked schools if there was any chance they could, for the love of God, just teach their children.

Women told to plan ahead for ill-judged drunken sex

07-12-11

WOMEN are being advised to prepare for the aftermath of having sex with someone they hate.

Happy Mondays 'reunion' actually just some smackheads in a park

06-12-11
RUMOURS of a Happy Mondays reunion have been quashed after it was revealed to be a group of heroin addicts near some swings.

Riots caused by police when they finally turned up

05-12-11

THE August riots were provoked by the people who were nowhere to be seen for the first two days, a study has found.

Coffee blamed for infant Italianisation

02-12-11

EXPECTANT mothers frequenting high street coffee shops risk passing on Italian traits to their unborn children, it has been claimed.

The new Mash Book - Welcome to the Mental Hospital

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