Society
Legal highs to join list of long-forgotten banned substances
27-10-11
THE government is to continue its successful policy of banning drugs with 'legal highs' joining other obsolete substances like heroin and ecstasy.
Thermal imaging proves capitalism doesn't work
26-10-11
FOOTAGE from a thermal imaging camera has proved that capitalism is not actually working.
Number of other buggers hits seven billion
25-10-11
EARTH'S spiraling human population will soon make it impossible to get even five minutes' peace, it has been claimed.
Pippa Middleton's arse hits new £50 note
21-10-11
THE design of the new £50 note will replace the first governor of the Bank of England with Pippa Middleton’s buttocks, it has been announced.
Parents braced for ill-fated days out
21-10-11
WITH half term looming, Britain's parents are steeling themselves for day trips that will inevitably end with at least one child weeping uncontrollably.
Saucy librarian fraud exposed
20-10-11
THOUSANDS of young women wearing large-framed glasses are not actually repressed nymphomaniacs, it has been revealed. 
Revolution based on film based on comic
20-10-11
THE growing citizens' revolution across the western world is based on a
Natalie Portman film that is based on a comic, it has emerged.
Dale Farm eviction brings out best in everyone
19-10-11
THE eviction of the Dale Farm travellers' site has really brought out Britain's good side, it has been confirmed.
Mummified cabbie won't stop talking
18-10-11
A TAXI driver whose dead body was mummified will not shut up, it emerged last night.
