BROWN people who want to become British citizens will have to complete an army assault course and prove they can juggle, the home secretary announced last night.
A RURAL vicar who littered an order of service with gratuitous swearing and foul-mouthed insults has said he would do it again.
BRITAIN'S housewives would earn the equivalent of £30,000 a year if someone paid them to eat Jaffa Cakes all day, according to new research.
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