POLICE officers are good at hitting people in the mouth with truncheons but should leave catching criminals to the kids from Scooby Doo, a top policeman said last night.
IMMIGRANTS should avoid acting like British people and behave like Scandinavians instead, according to new government advice packs for foreigners.
AN advert featuring a grown woman in a short skirt has been banned by Britain's masturbation fantasy regulator.
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