TRIBUTES are being paid to Sir Richard Branson this morning after the Virgin Atlantic boss died of laughter.
THE government has rejected claims that Britain mistreats the thousands of whining, dishonest foreigners who wash up on our shores every year like so much rubbish.
THE number of people talking absolute shit has risen for the tenth year in a row and is now at its highest since records began.
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