MORE than 90% of British children are unbearable little shits, according to new research.
BROWN people who want to become British citizens will have to complete an army assault course and prove they can juggle, the home secretary announced last night.
A RURAL vicar who littered an order of service with gratuitous swearing and foul-mouthed insults has said he would do it again.
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