WORKERS in offices have been ordered to stop defecating on each other’s computer keyboards.
THE editor of Masochism Today has welcomed a government crackdown on kinky porn and demanded that a cheese grater be dragged across his testicles for breaching the new regulations.
TEENAGE boys across Britain are celebrating after discovering a successful method of marking time between energetic masturbation sessions.
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