THE Church of England was under temporary management last night after the Archbishop of Canterbury lost his mind during an interview with the BBC.
POLICE officers are good at hitting people in the mouth with truncheons but should leave catching criminals to the kids from Scooby Doo, a top policeman said last night.
IMMIGRANTS should avoid acting like British people and behave like Scandinavians instead, according to new government advice packs for foreigners.
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