War News
Afghans face three month RAF waiting list
05-04-11
AFGHAN civilians are facing a three month wait to be blown to smithereens, it has emerged.
Britain grants asylum to hilariously-named terrorist
31-03-11
BRITAIN last night offered safe haven to Colonel Gaddafi's charmingly-named terrorist sidekick.
I kind of assumed you're trying to kill me, says Gaddafi
22-03-11
COLONEL Gaddafi last night decided to just go ahead and assume that we are actively trying to kill him.
Planes kill baddies
21-03-11
LOTS of people died in Libya last night, but it's okay because they were baddies.
UN backs Radio 1 regime change
18-03-11
THE United Nations security council has paved the way for air strikes against Chris Moyles.
What gives? asks Tony the Prick
21-01-11
GOOMBA sleazeball Tony 'the Prick' Blair was being questioned today about his role in the Iraq war scamola.
Eggs regain terror status
07-01-11
EGGS are terrifying for the first time in more than 20 years, it has been confirmed.
Afghan war caused by MoD budget shenanigans, reveals email
06-01-11
THE war in Afghanistan was started so the Ministry of Defence could avoid a £13bn underspend, according to a leaked email.
Assange release causes sinister American to bang fist on table
17-12-10
THE release of Wikileaks founder Julian Assange yesterday caused a senior American to shout 'godammit' and bang his fist on a walnut conference table.
- Wikileaks row stops someone from buying a Chris de Burgh album
- Assange to escape from police at the top of some stairs
- Just because we're crushing Wikileaks, it doesn't mean you're next, say governments
- Airport Scanner Pics Disappoint Masturbators
- British General Stopped Russians From Killing James Blunt
