War News

Afghans face three month RAF waiting list
AFGHAN civilians are facing a three month wait to be blown to smithereens, it has emerged.

Britain grants asylum to hilariously-named terrorist
BRITAIN last night offered safe haven to Colonel Gaddafi's charmingly-named terrorist sidekick.

I kind of assumed you're trying to kill me, says Gaddafi

Planes kill baddies
LOTS of people died in Libya last night, but it's okay because they were baddies.

UN backs Radio 1 regime change

What gives? asks Tony the Prick
GOOMBA sleazeball Tony 'the Prick' Blair was being questioned today about his role in the Iraq war scamola.

Eggs regain terror status
EGGS are terrifying for the first time in more than 20 years, it has been confirmed.

Afghan war caused by MoD budget shenanigans, reveals email
THE war in Afghanistan was started so the Ministry of Defence could avoid a £13bn underspend, according to a leaked email.

Assange release causes sinister American to bang fist on table
THE release of Wikileaks founder Julian Assange yesterday caused a senior American to shout 'godammit' and bang his fist on a walnut conference table.
- Wikileaks row stops someone from buying a Chris de Burgh album
- Assange to escape from police at the top of some stairs
- Just because we're crushing Wikileaks, it doesn't mean you're next, say governments
- Airport Scanner Pics Disappoint Masturbators
- British General Stopped Russians From Killing James Blunt


