KID Nation, the US reality TV show, has formed an army and declared war on Disneyland.
THE rest of the world could soon be embroiled in a war with Iran, the French foreign minister has warned.
DRINKS manufacturers will start lobbing cans of lager over school gates if alcohol adverts are banned before the 9pm watershed, the Daily Mash has learned.
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