MOST of the food at Piers Morgan’s 50th birthday party remained uneaten, it has been confirmed.
ACTIVIST and author Naomi Klein’s hair looks too good, it has been claimed.
THE Duchess of Cambridge has been advised that interest in her forthcoming baby is hovering around zero.
JEREMY Clarkson asked Oisin Tymon to drop his complaint in exchange for punching Richard Hammond as hard as he could.
THE model Gisele is more annoying than she gets credit for, it has been claimed.
TAYLOR Swift is to produce pornography that is unremarkable on the surface but really gets into your head.
CHERYL from Girls Aloud has told young female singers they will need to prostitute themselves creatively but not physically.
FOLLOWING his departure from the army, Prince Harry has been called up to play bass in The Fall.