GORDON Ramsay has asked when he will be allowed to drop his 'tough guy wanker' persona, it has emerged.
THE Dalai Lama has claimed that he is not bothered about getting 50,000 ‘Likes' for his last Facebook post.
PIERS Morgan plans to use his 'skills as a journalist' to discover the truth about a controversial school he claims was founded by JK Rowling.
DAVID Beckham's hacked emails have revealed that he is far less of a prick than most footballers.
NEWS outlets are unable to find a picture of Donald Trump where he doesn't look like an absolute maniac, it has been confirmed.
A RADIO 4 listener is to feign puzzlement about David Beckham’s identity throughout his appearance on Desert Island Discs.
DONALD Trump has slammed the writing and release of Shane Richie's autobiography From Rags to Richie.
ACTOR Tom Hiddleston has apologised for being a massive ponce.