THE new Celebrity Big Brother house has emerged like a glorious phoenix from England's shattered capital.
PRINCE William has continued creeping out the entire nation by giving his new wife a 1980s-style blonde wig.
THE Duke of Cambridge has abandoned his wife after bonding with an erotically-shaped coconut, it has emerged.
BRITAIN’S tosspots are still chattering away about their total disinterest in David Beckham’s new range of child.
THE Duchess of Cambridge will continue her tour of Canada today by devouring a gigantic moose.
SCREEN icon George Clooney split from Elisabetta Canalis because she kept distracting from his vegetable patch, it has emerged.
THE alleged plot to kill Joss Stone with a sword is not one of those dreams you keep having, it emerged last night.
DRESSING-up hardman Sean Bean has taken a crucial step towards becoming the North of England's first living saint.