THE Royal family can be as fascist as it wants, as long as it keeps producing lovely babies, it has been agreed.
THE Queen has made it clear that she has never been in favour of the Holocaust.
ONE Direction’s core fanbase of plasterers is in emotional crisis after learning of singer Louis Tomlinson’s impending fatherhood.
BILLIONAIRE Donald Trump is fully satisfied with how his hairstyle and character have turned out.
‘VENGEFUL child ghost’ outfits like the one worn by Prince George have sold out across the country.
NOTTINGHAM post-punk duo Sleaford Mods have expressed surprise and joy at becoming godparents to Princess Charlotte.
GOOD Morning Britain presenter Susanna Reid has a doner kebab at 7am every morning, it has been confirmed.
TAYLOR Swift has been arrested by Roman soldiers after one of her 59.2 million Twitter followers betrayed her location.