Environment

Britain basks in weather that is slightly too cold to bask in

MILLIONS have flocked to beaches, parks and pub gardens where they have pretended not to be slightly cold.

Cats admit perverse love of heat

CAT are incredibly keen on high temperatures despite having thick pelts, it has emerged.

London no longer just a metaphorical desert

A RAIN of sand from the Sahara has finally made London the desert that it always was in spirit, it has been confirmed.

Everyone a winner in Holborn fire

A LONDON fire has been hailed as a hero after thousands got the afternoon off work and Mamma Mia! was cancelled.

Dozens killed in beaver/otter turf war

VIOLENCE between beaver and otter gangs is spiralling out of control.

HS2 viable if Birmingham moved to Lake District

HS2 will deliver cost-effective journey time reductions if Birmingham is moved to Cumbria, experts have confirmed.

Solar power skeptics enjoy two glorious hours

OPPONENTS of solar power have been having an excellent morning.

It's Saturday now

THE brief period of darkness which has just passed across the UK counts as Friday night, meaning it is now Saturday and everyone can go home.