A CAT has rejected the chance to go outside, despite having seemed incredibly keen to do so.
A CHAOS Daemon from space wargame Warhammer 40,000 has shamefacedly yielded to PETA’s request to remove fur from its armour.
LONDON is now smothering its residents literally as well as metaphorically.
NOBODY has starved to death so far despite a desperate lack of courgettes reaching British shores.
HEAVY snow or hardly any snow are both a great excuses for a massive whine, the UK population has confirmed.
A LOBSTER is dismayed to have ended up in the frozen food section of Lidl, he has confirmed.
THE Met Office has thanked your dad for keeping people up-to-date with the weather via Facebook.
SCOTLAND is preparing to experience bad weather for the first time in its history.