THE environment has been accused of wasting taxpayer’s money on virtually useless plants and animals.
JUVENILE grouse Tom Logan is incredibly excited about the forthcoming grouse season, due to a misunderstanding about what is involved.
THOUSANDS of men have resumed their hobby of processing carp at man-made industrial carp holes.
THE coalition which has blighted the summer could last until August, it has been claimed.
PEOPLE whose houses have flooded are responsible for most of society's ills, it has emerged.
WE only have ourselves to blame for the current awful weather, it has emerged.
THOUSANDS of relieved gardeners are finally able to water the swamp-like areas attached to their houses, as the hosepipe ban is lifted.
DARK clouds have started to hurl insults as well as rain at the British Isles.