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		<title>I cry myself to sleep most nights. How can I be popular again?</title>
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		<title>My boss thinks he is entitled to order me around</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[You need to get your big sister to beat him up after work.]]></description>
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		<title>What the hell is wrong with everyone?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Blame the media for giving you false expectations.]]></description>
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		<title>Does evil lurk &#8216;down there&#8217;?</title>
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		<title>Husbands are the grown-up equivalent of boy bands</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[They are intensely appealing for about six months at most.]]></description>
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		<title>I appeared to be sobbing like a Jessie over Thatcher</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of my onions was caught between two chairs.]]></description>
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		<title>I went to a Thatcher death party and now I feel bad</title>
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		<title>Who put that flabby twat George Osborne in charge of the UK&#8217;s finances?</title>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t take parenting tips from Paltrow</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Picture a life without fun size Mars Bars, and you're faced with a black, black existence.]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;ve realised Justin Bieber is an utter jobby-head</title>
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		<title>Will Deborah Meaden put me off my stride?</title>
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		<title>I&#8217;ve been inspired by the Pope to tell my boss to get f*cked</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[If the big man can’t be bothered, why should any of the rest of us?]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m dancing frantically and trying to get off with the dog</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Drunk mummies don't make you do your homework.]]></description>
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		<title>Haggis is chicken vulvas wrapped in a cow’s scrotum</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Robert the Burns liked to write poems about his dinner, which is a bit weird.]]></description>
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		<title>Brown owl shook her bucket at me</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2013 10:44:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don't get too relaxed and let off an eggy fart.]]></description>
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		<title>Get some concealer on that red nose</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2012 09:42:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The others laugh at you because you look like a bell-end.]]></description>
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		<title>She&#8217;s in hospital because Prince William has done something dreadful to her</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2012 10:16:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If vaginas are like handbags, I expect the current trend is for something oversized and with a chunky zip.]]></description>
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		<title>After being married for 50 years, it&#8217;s time to experiment with legal highs</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2012 09:56:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unfortunately, you can’t have fun in this world unless you pay the government loads of tax.]]></description>
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		<title>My boyfriend always says he&#8217;s not thinking about anything</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2012 10:01:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you eat two Big Mac meals at once, your farts smell of petrol.]]></description>
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